sosickweredead:

After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine)jokes.

gendervaguekirkland:

pronouns =/= gender, but using the wrong pronouns is misgendering someone. learn this.

You’re so attractive for a white girl! I mean you’re not like the rest of them all pale, plain, and flat..

now tell me that doesn’t immediately come across as offensive?

stop doing this to people of color 

(via black—lamb)

gracehelbl0g:

This is Sam Pepper. If you don’t know who he is, Sam is a successful YouTube prankster with over 2 million subscribers. He recently uploaded a video titled “Fake Hand Ass Pink Prank" where he pinched unsuspecting girls’ butts without their permission. None of this was done with the girls’ consent…meaning Sam Pepper sexually harassed and assaulted these women.

This is no longer a “simple, harmless prank” but rather a very serious matter and offence. If you haven’t seen the video yet, you can watch, dislike, and report it HERE. You can also take the pledge to help stop sexual violence at itsonus.org. Please do not let Sam get away with this kind of behavior. He crossed the line and needs to be held responsible for his disgusting actions.


Two headed boy, all floating in glass.The sun it has passed, now it’s blacker than black.I can hear as you tap on your jar;I am listening to hear where you are.I am listening to hear where you are.

Two headed boy, all floating in glass.
The sun it has passed, now it’s blacker than black.
I can hear as you tap on your jar;
I am listening to hear where you are.
I am listening to hear where you are.

pleadingthefilth:

So Obama can write a handwritten letter to Joan Rivers’ daughter saying how her mother made him and Michelle laugh (I wonder if this was before or after Joan referred to Michelle as the t-slur) but Obama had no time to call off Ferguson police gassing and shooting rubber/wooden bullets at peaceful protestors?

thegeekyblonde:

and for my next prank, i take a metal bat to the throats of youtubers who make money off sexually harassing women in the street

oswhin:

it is my greatest wish to time travel to the future and watch historically inaccurate period dramas about the early 2000s

He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.
from Mallory Ortberg’s hilarious “Male Novelist Jokes.” (via coketalk)